In May of 2011, if the interweb is to be believed, (and I guarantee you that EVERYTHING on the interweb is true), I decided to start a humor blog. I thought it would be fun to write funny things. I had heard about WordPress and thought that would be a fine place to plunk my … Continue reading Here’s A Nutty Thing
So it's been Spring since 6:29 AM yesterday, and boy has it been a big disappointment! The current temperature in Baldwinsville is 21°, and those are frosty Fahrenheit degrees we're talking about, not balmy Celsius! But that hasn't stopped me from thinking lots of big thoughts. Really big thoughts. Thoughts so big that they've actually … Continue reading It’s Spring! Here’s What’s Happening In My Head
Everybody likes free stuff. Everybody except Mrs. Edna Crandall of 325 Whitewash Lane, who prefers sitting on her front porch and waving a stick at the children who pass by. But everybody else likes to get something for nothing. And for one week, starting today, March 21, 2017, and running until Monday, March 27, 2017, … Continue reading Free Stuff!
I never expected to sell a million copies of my book in the first few months of publication. I really hoped that Cerah's story would click with people, and that they would come to love her as much I have, and I was pretty sure that it was a good book. The people who read … Continue reading Pushing Through
I've made contact with a lot of writers thanks to the vast and magical interweb. The exact mechanics of these connections has to do with the acquisition of a plethora of free books from a fantastic site called Instafreebie, which allows for the downloading of said books for only the cost of my email address.
One of the things that sucks about having friends who are authors is that you have to read a lot. They're always writing books, these people, and apparently they do so expecting that other people (a category into which I fall), are going to read these books.
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